I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."

That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.